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SwipeMeTee Original Funny | Ready to settle | Minimal standards

SwipeMeTee Original Funny | Ready to settle | Minimal standards

Regular price $47.00 NZD
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Looking for a conversation starter that gets straight to the point? This tee delivers a cheeky message perfect for the guy who's keeping things light and breezy. With its bold, humorous take on dating expectations, it's designed to catch attention and spark a laugh—ideal for breaking the ice with someone who appreciates a bit of wit. Wear it to show you've got a sense of humor about the whole dating game. Perfect for casual outings, nights out, or anywhere you want to make your intentions crystal clear with a smile.

Front - I'm single, desperate, ready to settle

Back - Not an axe murderer, have a pulse, don't live with your Ex. Cats optional

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SwipeMeTees Features

All the shirts in the SwipeMeTees range designed and delivered to you by SwipeMeTees  are printed on a quality Bella Canvas 3001 tee shirt.

The Bella Canvas 3001 is a classic unisex jersey short sleeve tee that fits like a well-loved favorite. Soft cotton and quality print make users fall in love with it over and over again. These t-shirts have ribbed knit collars to bolster shaping. The shoulders are tapered for a better fit over time, and dual side seams hold the garment's shape for longer.

  • Made with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, the Bella Canvas 3001 is a lightweight fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)) that's breathable and easy to layer. Perfect for active and leisure wear.
  • The retail fit that is perfect for casual and semi-formal settings. The crew neckline adds a classic, neat style that's perfect for accessorizing.
  • Bella+Canvas manufactures all its products in the US and internationally in humane, no-sweat-shop, sustainable way and is part of the Fair Labor Association as well as Platinum WRAP certified.
  • The tear-away label minimizes skin irritations.
  • Fabric blends: Ash and Heather Prism colors - 99% cotton, 1% polyester; Heather and Solid Blend colors - 52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather - 90% cotton, 10% polyester.

Care instructions

  • Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
  • Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
  • Tumble dry: low heat
  • Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
  • Do not dry-clean

Size Table

 

S

M

L

XL

2XL

3XL

Width, in

18.00

20.00

22.00

24.00

26.00

28.00

Length, in

28.00

29.00

30.00

31.00

32.00

33.00

Sleeve length, in

8.90

9.20

9.50

9.70

10.00

10.40

Size tolerance, in

1.50

1.50

1.50

1.50

1.50

1.50

 

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