{"product_id":"swipemetee-original-playful-ready-to-settle-minimal-standards","title":"Ready to settle | Minimal standards","description":"\u003cp data-end=\"443\" data-start=\"384\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSingle. Self-aware. Not actually desperate.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"495\" data-start=\"456\"\u003eYes, it says desperate. No, you’re not.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"650\" data-start=\"497\"\u003eThis one’s for the woman who’s done pretending she’s “just seeing what happens.” You’re single. You’re open. And you’re not afraid to say it with a wink.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"707\" data-start=\"652\"\u003eThe front gets the laugh.\u003cbr data-end=\"680\" data-start=\"677\"\u003eThe back sets the baseline.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"777\" data-start=\"709\"\u003eIf he can meet it, great.\u003cbr data-end=\"737\" data-start=\"734\"\u003eIf not, you’ve just saved yourself time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"824\" data-start=\"779\"\u003eBold. Honest. Slightly unhinged (on purpose).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSwipeMeTees Features\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAll the shirts in the SwipeMeTees range designed and delivered to you by SwipeMeTees  are printed on a quality Bella Canvas 3001 tee shirt.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe Bella Canvas 3001 is a classic unisex jersey short sleeve tee that fits like a well-loved favorite. Soft cotton and quality print make users fall in love with it over and over again. These t-shirts have ribbed knit collars to bolster shaping. The shoulders are tapered for a better fit over time, and dual side seams hold the garment's shape for longer.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul type=\"disc\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eMade with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, the Bella Canvas 3001 is a lightweight fabric (4.2 oz\/yd² (142 g\/m²)) that's breathable and easy to layer. Perfect for active and leisure wear.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eThe retail fit that is perfect for casual and semi-formal settings. The crew neckline adds a classic, neat style that's perfect for accessorizing.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eBella+Canvas manufactures all its products in the US and internationally in humane, no-sweat-shop, sustainable way and is part of the Fair Labor Association as well as Platinum WRAP certified.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eThe tear-away label minimizes skin irritations.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eFabric blends: Ash and Heather Prism colors - 99% cotton, 1% polyester; Heather and Solid Blend colors - 52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather - 90% cotton, 10% polyester.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul type=\"disc\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eMachine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli 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