{"product_id":"swipemetee-original-playful-im-not-serious-opposites-attract","title":"I'm not serious! | Opposites attract","description":"\u003cp data-end=\"269\" data-start=\"225\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTraditional? Absolutely not.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"355\" data-start=\"282\"\u003eYes, it says you’re into cooking, cleaning, and running around after him.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"372\" data-start=\"357\"\u003eNo, you’re not.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"458\" data-start=\"374\"\u003eThis one’s for the woman who enjoys flipping expectations — and watching who laughs.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"511\" data-start=\"460\"\u003eThe front sets the trap.\u003cbr data-end=\"487\" data-start=\"484\"\u003eThe back makes it clear.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"598\" data-start=\"513\"\u003eIf he gets the joke, you’re aligned.\u003cbr data-end=\"552\" data-start=\"549\"\u003eIf he doesn’t, he wasn’t your audience anyway.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"634\" data-start=\"600\"\u003ePlayful. Direct. Fully in control.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSwipeMeTees Features\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAll the shirts in the SwipeMeTees range designed and delivered to you by SwipeMeTees  are printed on a quality Bella Canvas 3001 tee shirt.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe Bella Canvas 3001 is a classic unisex jersey short sleeve tee that fits like a well-loved favorite. Soft cotton and quality print make users fall in love with it over and over again. These t-shirts have ribbed knit collars to bolster shaping. The shoulders are tapered for a better fit over time, and dual side seams hold the garment's shape for longer.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul type=\"disc\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eMade with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, the Bella Canvas 3001 is a lightweight fabric (4.2 oz\/yd² (142 g\/m²)) that's breathable and easy to layer. Perfect for active and leisure wear.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eThe retail fit that is perfect for casual and semi-formal settings. 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